partymanyeah

Anonymous asked:

you're the master of puns. please teach me

partymanyeah answered:

you training beginning now-

someone handing you bowl of popcorn while you watching mystery show. what you say?

time to getting to kernel of matter

you get plushy koala bear for birthday. it have small tear in seam. what you say?

i guessing this one not pass koala-ty control

a crab show up at you door to sell you insurance. what you say?

you very clawful sales person mine friend